Natty Adams

Natty Adams
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This Tumblr is where I post links and items which are weighing on my mind each day. A peek into my mental references for the curious.

Jun 11, 2009 8:56am
Monsoon 1

Monsoon 1

Jun 1, 2009 1:25pm
May 28, 2009 10:07am
May 27, 2009 11:15am
May 27, 2009 11:13am
bonerparty:

syntheticpubes:
(via typefiend)
WOMEN OF AMERICA. what the fuck. whats with the fucking hoodie-and-jeans ensemble? step it up a notch. i know theres “bros with caps” out there, but trust us, you make the effort and we will too. look at the dude on the left. he will TOTALLY kill the spider in your bathtub. he will TOTALLY listen to how your day was.
i know your current dude “Knows A Dude Who Works At Cinespace” and/or “Lives In A Loft” or “Graduated From College” but come the fuck on, people. women: we will totally make an effort if you do. its a case of one side being too scared that the other one wont make a move. i propose this: we will wear PTF’s (Pants That Fit). you in return will wear SRSYMLUSODIWANE’s (Super Rad Shoes You May Let Us Sniff One Day If We Are Nice Enough). it can build from there.
in 20 years i hope to accomplish what we have here in this picture: dapper chaps and well dressed ladyfriends taking a stroll and having a gay old time, Flintstones style, all over these United States Of America. a new 50’s. think about it. black president and everything. it will be like Back To The Future 2 except everyone will be getting laid more because Juicy Couture went out of business and no woman in their right mind will wear leggings as pants (what is this? Logans Fucking Run?) or the dreaded “flip flops and sassy sweatpants” im-going-to-the-store bullshit that we all see so much.
women, you must make the first move. why? because we are all scared little boys and need guidance towards the greatness that is Dressing Well. lets get Oprah on this shit. does anyone who reads this know Oprah? can we get Oprah to say something about this Declaration Of Bonerpendance? please? we’ll put her on the site. i swear to God, Jesus, and Michael Jackson. lets make it happen. forward thinking, readers. something to ponder.

bonerparty:

syntheticpubes:

(via typefiend)

WOMEN OF AMERICA. what the fuck. whats with the fucking hoodie-and-jeans ensemble? step it up a notch. i know theres “bros with caps” out there, but trust us, you make the effort and we will too. look at the dude on the left. he will TOTALLY kill the spider in your bathtub. he will TOTALLY listen to how your day was.

i know your current dude “Knows A Dude Who Works At Cinespace” and/or “Lives In A Loft” or “Graduated From College” but come the fuck on, people. women: we will totally make an effort if you do. its a case of one side being too scared that the other one wont make a move. i propose this: we will wear PTF’s (Pants That Fit). you in return will wear SRSYMLUSODIWANE’s (Super Rad Shoes You May Let Us Sniff One Day If We Are Nice Enough). it can build from there.

in 20 years i hope to accomplish what we have here in this picture: dapper chaps and well dressed ladyfriends taking a stroll and having a gay old time, Flintstones style, all over these United States Of America. a new 50’s. think about it. black president and everything. it will be like Back To The Future 2 except everyone will be getting laid more because Juicy Couture went out of business and no woman in their right mind will wear leggings as pants (what is this? Logans Fucking Run?) or the dreaded “flip flops and sassy sweatpants” im-going-to-the-store bullshit that we all see so much.

women, you must make the first move. why? because we are all scared little boys and need guidance towards the greatness that is Dressing Well. lets get Oprah on this shit. does anyone who reads this know Oprah? can we get Oprah to say something about this Declaration Of Bonerpendance? please? we’ll put her on the site. i swear to God, Jesus, and Michael Jackson. lets make it happen. forward thinking, readers. something to ponder.

May 25, 2009 10:05am
May 20, 2009 8:20am
May 19, 2009 1:52pm

Hey everybody, watch the latest Meneo video NOW!

May 15, 2009 5:22pm
May 14, 2009 11:59am

My Biggest Pet Peeves

People changing plans on you at the last minute.

People who tell you to hold off on making any other plans until they know what time would be good for them (especially when they don’t know until the last minute.)

Hovering waiters.

Disingenuously over-courteous waiters.

People who never respond to a personal email or even acknowledge having recieved it. (This peeve of mind does not apply to responses to group emails or forwarded items.)

People who turn off the taps in the shower without turning off the shower itself so you get blasted with water from above the minute you turn the taps on.

People who say “I’m just kidding,” at the end of every joke. Especially because people who do that are generally not very funny.

People who walk down a flight of stairs and just stop when they reach the bottom so you run into them. The same goes for people walking up and stopping at the top.

People who enter a subway car with ample space in the middle but refuse to move in and just stand like a fucking menhir in the doorway not letting anyone get by.

People who walk three or four abreast on a sidewalk.

People who abruptly stop walking without first looking behind them.

People who talk loudly on the telephone (especially when they increase the volume of their voice based on how far away the person on the other end is, as though they have to shout louder through the wire in order for it to properly reach the other side of the world.)

I’ll think of some more…

May 14, 2009 12:52am
May 13, 2009 4:32pm

Next year we are to bring all the soldiers home
For lack of money, and it is all right.
Places they guarded, or kept orderly,
Must guard themselves, and keep themselves orderly.
We want the money for ourselves at home
Instead of working. And this is all right.

It’s hard to say who wanted it to happen,
But now it’s been decided nobody minds.
The places are a long way off, not here,
Which is all right, and from what we hear
The soldiers there only made trouble happen.
Next year we shall be easier in our minds.

Next year we shall be living in a country
That brought its soldiers home for lack of money.
The statues will be standing in the same
Tree-muffled squares, and look nearly the same.
Our children will not know it’s a different country.
All we can hope to leave them now is money.

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Philip Larkin - Homage To A Government

(One of those strange instances of something written or said at an earlier date about an earlier situation fitting perfectly a situation in the present. A reflection on the possible consequences of abandoning a project before completed.)

May 13, 2009 1:10pm
May 10, 2009 8:16am
May 8, 2009 4:27pm
Andre Malraux is too cool for school.

Andre Malraux is too cool for school.

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